I sold all of my older furniture and moved into this new house. I didn't have enough money or a living room, but still. I like it more than my older one, that's for sure!
The next morning, I made myself some breakfast. This was becoming a routine. I seriously needed to get a life. I mean, what happened to me? I used to be a very social and sophisticated young woman, and now I was eating waffles for breakfast! When I lived with Alexis, I had crepes and other delicacies!
I called Chris up because I was feeling lonely. I didn't really have any friends. Gosh, I needed a life. MAJORLY. Anyway, Chris said he'd come over in a second, he just had to finish watching this new season of his favorite reality show. I think he said it was about stay-at-home moms who acted like children on national TV. I think they were Housewives, but... I'm not sure.
I decided that if, and when, Chris accepted my offer to spend the night, I'd need clean clothes to wear. I poured in some Bounce in the washer and got ready for Chris to arrive.
Aw! He gave me a big hug when he turned up. I was surprised that I couldn't hide my blushing. We stood there flirting quite some time before...
Oh. My. God. He was a great kisser. I couldn't believe that we'd finally kissed! Dear Diary, I just kissed the lips of Adonis. I win. Chris and I took things to the next level after I asked him to be my boyfriend. Of course he said yes, :)
Then... I did it.
I proposed to Chris! He was so flabbergasted I nearly laughed! Look at his freakin' face!
He said yes to marrying me! I wanted to jump up and down, but I thought that would be tacky. Anyways, we were getting married! We'd have super cute babies and rub it in Alexis's face because SHE couldn't have babies as cute as mine!
Speaking of Alexis, after we were engaged, I got a call from her. She was having a party at her house, and being the kind relative that I am, I agreed to swing by while Chris took a nap. While I was out, he was supposed to move in all of his possessions and make himself at home, since it WAS his home now.
I made my way outside, hoping that Alexis would be happy for us! I also invisioned the perfect wedding we'd have soon. Maybe even tomorrow!
I hopped in the cab with my usual driver and nearly died of laughter! He was so funny.
An hour later I made it to Alexis's new place. Apparently she'd moved in with a bunch of her friends, so I didn't know anyone there. We talked for a bit, but she made off to talk to other party-goers. So much for telling her about my engagement...
I was starving, so I decided to go into the fridge and make a bowl of Cheerios. Not the original kind, the Honey Nut ones. I didn't care about my cholesterol! The cereal was really good!
Then I got thrown out by one of Alexis's roommates. Who did that ho think she was? I KNOW she didn't know who I was! I mean, really!? I got thrown out because I was eating her cereal? Man, she was just jealous because she saw my Facebook status about Chris and I and she couldn't have him. Don't trust a ho.
I came home to find Chris reading a book by Dr. Seuss! He was so adorable. I took a shower and used the restroom, then finally crawled into bed with him later that night.
I opened the second book in that vampire series I'd recently purchased, engrossed in the tale of a waitress and vampire performing tasks in Dallas. Out of the corner of my eye I saw Chris yawn and I knew it was time for bed.
He wrapped his arm around my torso as he fell asleep. It was the best sleep I've ever gotten. Thanks for the most amazing man ever, God.
Chris woke up earlier than me the next morning, and out of the kindness of his heart, he made breakfast for the two of us. If he was any sweeter he'd give me a cavity!
The breakfast was pretty good. I mean Chris wasn't a natural cook or anything, but it was still tasty!
After the meal, Alexis gave me a call. She wanted to apologize about her roommates behavior and decision to kick me out. I accepted it, but told her to tell her roommate to watch her back. I'd cut her.
Since I looked very classy and mature, I suggested that Chris change his look up so that we matched. I mean if I was wearing a crop-top and booty-shorts then we'd match, but I dressed to impress. He also changed his hair style. I must say, he looked so much better!
Chris must have been a fashion designer in his past life, because he had more style than Bravo TV. I was seriously digging his new hairstyle! We were the classiest people in our neighborhood. Well, we were also the poorest, but still... Anyway, to add to his sexy-points, Chris set up the wedding outside. It was adorable!
He did a wonderful job! I was starting to think he wanted to show me up at the wedding, so I had to find the perfect wedding dress. While I was out, he set up a mixologist/bartender and invited HIS friends since I had... none. :*(
The guest arrived on time, and MOST of them looked wonderful. I could feel butterflies in the bottom of my stomach, and it wasn't even time for butterflies to be here in Sunset Valley. They'd all migrated!
One they'd all arrived, we started the exchange of rings under the arch...
Poor Claire was bawling like she'd missed a free meal at KFC...
This is my favorite picture. I love how the photographer took the picture as the flower-heart was between us. Too cute.
After that, Chris and I cut the cake and got ready to EAT! Yes! For some reason Tamara Donner would NOT stop clapping. It was so annoying...
I ate with the girls while Chris ate with his guy friends. We danced for a bit, and then everyone started to slowly dissipate. Soon we were all alone. Mostly.
There were only a few people who had to leave before Chris and I had some... alone time, ;)
Beau decided to eat Alexis. He's weird. (O.e)
There's Tamara, STILL CLAPPING!
Okay, seriously? You've been clapping for five, yes FIVE, hours! GTFO!
I hopped in the shower while he took a leak, then we hopped in bed. For some fun. >:D
Bow-chicka-wown-wown...
The next morning was like usual. Chris and I ate breakfast before heading off to our activities.
This time, I made the food, and I must say, it was totes better than his. Just don't tell him I said that, hehehe! After breakfast, Chris was... you know. So we hopped in the shower to... wash each others... BACKS! Yeah, those.
My poor baby's gonna ask where it was conceived, and I'll have to say, "The... shower."
Chris seriously bears it ALL. No shame, haha! I like it, like it. Cause I may be bad. But...
Nevermind, ;)
So who knew he was a major horn-dog? Seriously, I'd be so tired, by the end of the night, I'd be screwed. Oh. That sounded raunchy. Oh well. I'm grown, hehe.
I got to work cleaning up our house while he went and looked for a job. He found an offering for a businessman, and he excitedly sent in his resume. He got accepted! I was so proud of him!
I started watching the adaption of my book series on HBO, leaving time for Chris to go fishing. He was a major fish-head. He'd be the perfect grandfather!
He spent the next few hours fishing. Good thing we literally live across the street from a pond. What a lucky turn of fate.
Soon it became dark, and Chris was forced to come home. I know he would've loved to spend his life out in the water, but he had a wife and (maybe, hopefully) a child to take care of.
One fish splashed him in the face and got him all wet! He wasn't too happy about that, but I found it hilarious!
As I did the laundry, one of my wedding guests called me to chat for a while. We talked about my marriage and children. It was very kind of him.
Chris came home with a pet fish! It was the one pet we had (for now) and he was so proud of himself. We couldn't think of a name, so we just let it be Fishie until we thought of a better one!
I had a piece of cake for dinner and later took a quick shower before getting into bed.
Remind me to do laundry in the morning! How tacky! Sometime that night I woke up in a hurry. Something was terribly wrong! Another burglar?
Nope. Definitely not a burglar... Oh great.
































































hahaha, I laughed at the free meal at KFC....she is such a cow. :P
ReplyDeleteAnd yay, Kiddies on the way!!
(I read all those books, she is going to love them) :P
Lol, thanks! Who's the cow? Claire or Tristyn? (I think they both are kinda cow-y!)
ReplyDeleteI know, I'm exciteddd!
I'm on the 3rd and she's on the 2nd, lol!
LMAO! I love this. But I didn't think a person could literally swallow another person whole (Lookin' at you, Beau). O_O;
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