The, like, Legacy - Chapter One

So, hey!  I'm Tristyn-Elise, but most of my friends just call me Tristyn.  Anyway, how are you all doing?  Good?  Schweet.  Anyhoo, I've decided that I want to put my life on the internet.  I know what you're thinking, Tristyn, don't they have Youtube for that?  Yeah, I know.  But I hate Youtube.  It's full of attention-craving bimbos.  So, I decided to BLOG about my life.  It's gonna be... awesome.  Let's start with my backstory.

This is my cousin, Alexis.  So we had a fight one day, and she decided since her mother was richer than mine, that she owned the house we shared.  I got kicked out, and she gave me some money and bought me a small house.  It's really... eh.

She knows I hate the country, so to be a major hag-cow, she bought me a cabin.  I hate her.  Just kidding.  We're close, I just... need to get out on my own.  Now that you know that junk, let's go into the present.  Yaaaaay!

Since, like I said, Alexis gave me a small amount of money for my new home, I need to get a job.  I took in the paper today and I searched for something that fit me.  Thanks for the help little ginger girl.

Finally, I picked the job that suited me the most.  I was going to be the first female president!  What a perfect job for me!  We partied, spoke, and controlled everyone else!  Tell me I'm bad.  I know, hehe.

After I got done looking for a job, I decided to go out for a walk.  If I was going to be acquainted with the lower and middle class of Sunset Valley, I'd have to be nice.  That would be a challenge.  More importantly though, I'd have to find a poor boy who was... hot.  Like, if I couldn't, then I'd be S.O.L.

I totally met this guy, Connor Frio, and he was kinda cute.  I mean, his nose looked like he broke it with a brick and it never healed correct, but still.  Anyway, we started talking by the fountain, but I had to have him face the water later because I kept getting splashed.  He didn't mind, don't worry!

I later found out that he was... I can't even say it.  I'll just say he wasn't going to help me campaign to be the first female president.  He was... he was a freaking LONER!  I know.  Pick your jaw off the ground, hahaha!  He was so lame.  I had to leave him right then and there.

I ditched Frio at the park and went looking for a place guys wanted to have a hot girl around, like myself.  I discovered the perfect place!  Who knew there were places like these that DIDN'T come in houses.  Who knew people lacked gyms!?  One time when Alexis and I went to Milan during Fashion Week, there was this girl who for SURE needed a gym in her house, haha!

When I got there, I noticed this good looking guy exercising with a television, so I decided that he was a total hipster, and he was worthy of talking to me.  Okay, let me say this.  I'm totally not a freaking diva.  I know I may seem like it, but I just have to have things perfect.  I'm trying to adjust, so don't call me a shallow hag-cow like Alexis did...

Oh.  My.  Gosh.  This boy was such a cutie!  I asked him his name, and he replied with Christopher Steel.  Chris Steel.  How sexy is that!?  Or better yet, Tristyn-Elise Steel!  *Dies much!*  Anyway, we talked for a while.  Turns out he was single - dies again - and free tonight.

Oh God.  Look at that smile.  Can you say "Baby-daddy"?

I took a leap of faith and asked him out to a local bar I'd been planning on going to.  I usually was an exclusive lounge kind of girl, but like I said earlier, new people, new places, new perceptions.  Anyway, he totally said yes, and we left the gym that night.

Since I wanted to fit in with the smelly poor people, I left my gym clothes on and took a *gasp* cab!  Lexi kept the limo, *cries*.  Chris's hand bumped against mine a couple of times, and I was nearly choking with excitement.  He could be the perfect boyfriend!

So this fat girl was TOTALLY C-blockin' me in the elevator, and I almost snatched her cheap beanie off her head and vag-kicked her.  I still got a view of Chris's butt though, so it was okay!

Me having a larger sum of money than anyone else in the bar decided to buy a round of drinks for everyone there out of the kindness of my heart.  Plus, I need two or three drinks.  Chris was soooo sweet to me.  We sat at the bar and talked for a bit before he asked me to dance to some rap song on the speakers.  Normally I'd change it to my normal Britney, Ke$ha, or Avril, but instead, I stepped out of my comfort zone.

Who knew Chris could dance like a black dude!?  He was all on me, and I'm not gonna lie... I loved every minute of it.  It was like we were having clothed sex!  That's actually really gross.  Ew, hahaha!

After our grind-fest, we took a break to catch our breath.  He started coming onto me hard, which was graciously accepted.  It was clear he liked me.  I'm not even gonna say, "Who wouldn't".  But yes, that statement was implied.

I crawled into bed at nearly 1:30, but it was still an amazing night!  I seriously had the best night in a while.  Stupid me forgot that I had work the next morning.  I wasn't getting any sleep that night!

7 A.M. wakin' up in the morning.  Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.

Gotta grab my bowl, gotta have cer-e-ul.

I headed for the carpool (Another poor person transportation vehicle) when I saw the lazy mailman toss my bills on the floor.  He was just mad because he was on minimum wage and I wasn't.  Loser.

So I went into work and took notes on every presentation given, when I looked out the window.  To my surprise, Alexis had decided to stand outside my entire work day until I left, then run away.  Like I said, I'm glad I left that stupid house!  Haha.

When I got home, I picked up those bills and paid them.  Luckily they were only $158 dollars!  

When I got inside my house, I decided to fill all my needs before doing anything else.  Cleaning was also done.

I finally ended the night by reading a book recommended by my boss.  It was about a girl who lived in a small town, in which she finds out that a vampire comes into the diner she works at.  It was really good!  Much better than that one vampire book with high school and sparkling.  Much better.  Anywho, I slid into bed after reading nearly half the book, and settled down for a nice sleep.

Sometime during the middle of the night, I heard a noise outside, and pulled out my phone.  I wasn't going to be the pretty white girl in a horror movie, so I peeked out the window.  There was a fluffing burglar outside!  I quickly dialed 911 and locked my bedroom door, opening the window just incase he tried to get in here.

So apparently the fluffing burglar picked my sofa up and put it in his ghetto Mary Poppins bag and tried to steal my table.  I ran out at him screaming!

As I ran out of my room, he ran out of my house!  I was so P.O.!!!

The police even hit the robber's car, and it STILL didn't stop him.  He was going to get away with it!

The police spoke to me after the whole ordeal.  They apologized for not catching him, but REALLY!?  I could see him driving off from my porch!  They could've easily gotten him if they were up for a car chase!  Stupid lazy people!  UGHHHH!  I decided to take matters...

...into my own hands.